### Human: Do a prompt for SD representing a short stocky man with a long black ponytail wearing cargo shorts and a plain t-shirt stealing kumquats off his neighbor's tree and putting them into a ziplock baggy### Assistant: a short stocky man with a long black ponytail wearing cargo shorts and a plain t-shirt stealing kumquats off his neighbor's tree and putting them into a ziplock baggy, holding his iphone in his otherhand, in the daytime in suburban San Diego, California, artwork by Artgerm, Rutkowski, Dale Keown and Van Sciver, featured on artstation, cgsociety, behance hd