### Human: Post a Stable Diffusion prompt portraying a short stocky man with a beer belly and long black hair in a ponytail### Assistant: a short stocky man with a beer belly and long black hair in a ponytail, wearing jogging clothes, stealing kumquats off his neighbor's tree and putting them into a ziplock baggy, in the daytime in suburban San Diego, California, artwork by Artgerm, Rutkowski, Dale Keown and Van Sciver, featured on artstation, cgsociety, behance hd